letterblade

So, hi, I'm dumb and only just remembered (while trying to get the fuck to SLEEP, self!) that I can post the fic I wrote for the first challenge at

kink_las. (Fic tied for second place in its category, despite being in a fandom alien to most of the readers. Yay!) Since voting is over and writers are revealed and all, I can freely disclose that I wrote this and am rather proud of it. Had a hell of a job editing it down to under 1000 words though.

There were two kinks in this challenge, and we were given the opportunity to chose which to write. Out of watersports and rough sex, I chose the latter. Because when I saw that kink, I knew I had to write this pairing, which I have love in a demented fashion, for all that it's violent and fucky and generally twisted. And I don't think I've actually seen full-blown pr0n with these two that reads right, so hey, I set out to write some.

Fandom: Kingdom Hearts.
Pairing: Riku/Replica.
Rating: Explicit.
Notes: Takes place before/during the final Replica fight in Twilight Town, Riku's storyline in Chain of Memories...so just before the poor fuck dies. Clonecest. Mentions of non-con, but on-screen sexings are consensual. Also, I blame my usage of "it" to refer to the replica (at least from Riku's POV) on

harukami.

( Holy crap, this is the first time I've posted fic here in almost a year. )

(Edit: SO I forgot to actually draft filter this. Meh. But non-draft-filter people seem to be enjoying it, so I'll leave it public; just please remember that this is not the final version.)

PHEW.

ONE DOWN, FOUR TO GO.

So, you know how I sometimes complain about how there isn't enough random filthy kinky femmeslash in the world? Because, y'know, there's a world of it for boyslash, and a decent amount for het, and I've contributed a lot of both, but...I've never actually written something like this before. IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

And then this Kozue-voice caught me totally out of nowhere (or the blue, if one wishes to make horrible puns) and provided. And caused me to WTF at her. A LOT.

kink_bingo square: bukkake. (Shut up. Girls ejaculate too.) I provide bonus strap-on and a bit of spanking.

Fandom: Revolutionary Girl Utena. For ONCE, with an Utena fic, this does not really require canon literacy, I think.

Pairing: Kozue/Shiori. (YES, I'M INSANE.)

NSFW, duh.

( Well? I mean, you do want to talk about it, right? That's why we're here? Shared experiences with creepy elevators? )

SOOO recently I acquired some kinky gay pr0n. Visual kinky gay pr0n made by Real Gay Men (?) for money. (As opposed to textual kinky gay pr0n made by Crazed Omnisexual Women (!) for fun, which is my usual fare.) I have enjoyed this pr0n immensely, albeit with a few moments taken to grumble about some of the double standards. (There are men with body hair. One never sees women with body hair in pr0n this close to mainstream! The fuzzy boy is cute, especially when screaming, but I want fuzzy girls.)

I have also learned a few things from this pr0n. To wit:

1. Worship means covering something with oil and slapping it a lot, punctuated by groaning. I think propogation of this definition would significantly improve most organized religion.

2. Real Gay Men never take their boots off. This is, in fact, proof of sexual orientation as nature and not choice, as Real Gay Men--top, bottom, or anywhere in between--seem to be born with the black army boots already firmly in place, and live their entire lives with their lower appendages blessed with a natural protective layer, rendering them immune to bastinado.

3. Somewhere out there, in some dingy closet, in some janitor's cart between the mop and the toilet paper, is a flogger with your name on it.

So my writerbrain pooped out for a day or two, and has now violently revived with lots of PORN. Which is to say that my

kink_bingo, or at least the first line--and I probably won't have time for more before the deadline--is fast coming together, and I wrote a lot of twisty femdom het today.

(BLOGATHON FOLLOW-UP STILL GOING I SWEAR.)

( Kink bingo line plans: cut for non-porn images and porn-describing words. )

SO. IT'S INDEPENDENCE DAY. The one day of the year when I stop angsting endlessly about what my country is and instead celebrate what my country should be. Wants to be. Can be. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Equality and justice for all. Belting of glorified old drinking songs.

And what better way to celebrate your libtery than by blowing things up (or at least watch other people blow things up) and writing semi-illegal pornography?

TWO FICS. Both comics canon, both Steve/Tony. Because Captain America deserves to get both resurrected and laid for his birthday. Boojah!

Title: Everybody Got Naked and We Got Cap Back Day
Author: Letterblade (

wired_lizard)
Rating: PG-13. (Almost gen, one kiss.)
Summary: Tony Stark and Reed Richards go Skrull-hunting, and find a lot more than they bargained for.
Length: c. 5k.
Notes: Gratuitous Civil-War-fix-it-AU, discarding all canon and retcons from the point of departure, including most of Sekrit!Invasion. Kind of crack, except when it's not.
Beta:

mattador

He stands by the table and thinks of all those years ago. It almost makes him shake, it's almost physically painful. Except this time his helmet's off, and Steve's naked, and Jan isn't buzzing up over him, Thor isn't looming at the foot of it, and he's pretty sure they'll be fighting in about five minutes.

Title: Off Grid
Author: Letterblade (

wired_lizard)
Rating: NC-17. (Warning for a tiny infusion of kink.)
Summary: Steve and Tony go camping, and bears are the greatest threat facing America. No, really, that's about it.
Length: c. 7k.
Notes: New Avengers, pre-Extremis, existing relationship. Also, this was supposed to be a PWP. I'm so sorry. Song research done at Cantaria.
Beta:

tavella

It's been one of the most frustrating damn things this whole time. Steve, gentle and caring and vanilla as a fucking angel cake.

Crossposted to

cap_ironman.

(Still need to catch up on comments. Buried in shiny. Weekend got away with me.)

The lovely mods of

kink_bingo allowed me to sneak in late and join. This makes me CONSIDERABLY TOO HAPPY. MORE EXCUSES TO WRITE KINKY PORN YAY.

( My card and commentary )

So the easiest would be horizontal, second from top. Middle vertical works. Diagonal upper left to lower right works. Hmmm...

Now off to Mass with my new white robe!

...with Deathly Hallows spoilers. Even the pairing has Deathly Hallows spoilers. AD/GG, shall we say?

It was not easy to attempt to write in this fandom again after so long. Really hard, actually, especially since my style, especially my smut style, has mutated tremendously since I last tried my hand at young!Albus pastfic. But I kinda had to try after all the hot slashiness. If I actually beat the fandom to this pairing, I am going to wet myself. o.O

( Just a brief and contextless scene )

Edit: Had this friendslocked because it was a draft, but a number of people have been asking after it, so I'm making it public.

So that Master/Doctor/Jack ficspam I've been doing recently? I think it's turning into a full-blown series. Possibly quite a few plotless, continuityless, shamelessly kinky, vaguely wrong PWPs with pretentious titles. Merf? This is a new sort of thing for me to be writing.

I'm pretty sure this is the fourth, not the third--I know what the third should be and I haven't written it yet--but this burst out of me like an alienbaby today and I'd like to get it off my chest before it keeps chewing.

(Also need to do a revision run on the second and officially post it to comms. Should do that soon. Also designing website; should do that first. Aflaaaaack!)

The second sequel I wasn't planning to write to A Brief Lecture on the Appeal of Constants. Just Master/Jack this time. BDSM as always. And, er, what one might expect the Master to do with somebody like Jack at his disposal. Pseudo-snuff, should I call it? Um. And weird Time Lord extra senses. Still of course in slashfic la-la-land outside of continuity; still character spoilers for Utopia and Sound of Drums.

(In terms of a character having an unexpected reaction and emotional development, this was actually one of the more interesting things I've ever written. This did not end where either the Master or I expected it to. But that's just authorial nattering.)

( It's so simple, really. Simple, and inevitable. )

It is apparently fandom_me's birthday! In celebration of this illustrious event (well, only sortof--was already working on it, didn't know your birthday was coming up, but if I know anyone to dedicate this sort of fic to, it's you), have Vicodin-induced porn.

The sequel I wasn't planning to write to A Brief Lecture on the Appeal of Constants. Master/Doctor/Jack, very NC-17, very PWP, heavy BDSM, sensory deprivation, hypnotism, telepathy, other fun stuff. One of the kinkier things I've written, um, ever. Aiii. Still of course in slashfic la-la-land outside of continuity; still character spoilers for Utopia and Sound of Drums.

( 'On your knees,' I say pleasantly, and point. 'Back against the railing. Spread your arms.' )

Fic for dwliterotica June Challenge!

Title: Need (Illegitimate)
Author: wired_lizard
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Gwen/Rhys, Gwen/Owen, Gwen/Ianto
Warnings: light BDSM, surprise buttsex, angst
Spoilers: Torchwood season 1
Summary: While Nauthiz has been associated with the myth of Frey and Gerd, the Norse word from which it is named, naudh, means needfire, flame kindled with a fire-bore; it is a self-generated flame, requiring tremendous internal energy to overcome the frictions of life; Jack's gone, and everything's going to hell.
Notes: Runic research in Edred Thorsson and Diana L. Paxson. Inscription from a Norwegian alphabet poem. Analysis of foot massages in relation to jealousy from Quentin Tarantino. Beta by mllelaurel.

( Her phone is full of messages from Tosh, asking where she was, we need a hand, Gwen, you're good with the paperwork. )

Current Mood: accomplished

Fic-Related Stuff

1. Final edit of A Brief Lecture on the Appeal of Constants up.

1.5 The little Master voice in my head provided another line of dialogue just after the end of that fic which I thought might amuse: "Now, my dear Doctor, I want to watch you work. And I don't think I feel like doing anything until handsome Jack here is begging me to hurt him. So. Break him."

2. Self-pimped my recent kinky PWPs on

solid_leather.

2.5 Also pimping

solid_leather itself. Piiiiiimp! Dedicated to all kinks in all forms and moderated by the exquisite, brilliant author of Nothing but Flowers. Go, pet it, love it!

3. Have account on A Teaspoon and an Open Mind under the name Letterblade. Radical! Getting bored of Arkady; not going to try changing my name everywhere, but, hey, new fandom, and almost entirely a new start, seeing as how long it's been since I was active as a fanwriter. Will be doing an archive run on Sunday.

4. Still arguing with

dw_literotica challenge. Will finish that if I have to towel-whip the Gwen-muse into submission, goddamnit! Off to rewatch Out of Time and End of Days and make more sense of her attitude towards Rhys.

5. Got a couple of ficlets to empty out of the notebook and post. One's going up right now...

Actual Fic!

...because it's going to get jossed in a few days. Spawned from a theory I had a bit after watching Sound of Drums (so spoilers for that) and inspired by THOSE PICTURES of Jack in Last of the Time Lords (so sortof spoilers for that).

Centennial - one hundred taken, one hundred given, four hundred words of rampant speculation. Quatradrabble with a dash of kink.

( Just an interesting mental image I had... )

Mm-hm. Did I mention my part of the world's been having one hell of a heat wave? Oddly inspiring, that.

Current Mood: productive

PC Swanson and Jack Harkness, not-quite-hatesex turned fairly kinky. Way too sexy for plot or editing, but not too sexy for a little breathplay. Er, be warned?

(I do this sometimes, post raw draft publicly, especially if it's a one-off I don't care much about. I get a sort of vicarious thrill from it. Like literary streaking. Probably just as alarming for those around me. WHEE I'M NAKED.)

Gurgle. I don't know entirely why my brain spewed this out, but the muse is pleased with himself. He'd better be; it's two hours past my bedtime. I go die now. Or, more accurately, I die tomorrow.

( Green )

(Cyn: I'm going to call the bathroom for the next while.
Tory: Right, I'm just going to sit here porning away.
Cyn: Just be sure to clean up afterwards.
Tory: Well, that's the nice thing about text smut--no cleaning and no protection required!)

Closing in on finishing the next part of the Jack/Ianto--and GOD that scene is huge.

This fic has grown to the size where I'll want a beta for final draft (for those of you who haven't known me during previous period of fannish activity, I tend to post non-final (I usually edit myself beforehand) drafts to my journal and final drafts to communities and archives, although there is often little difference), and I'm worried that it may need some work. I've done some things in some odd ways. Much as I'm v. happy with some of the stuff in here and want to spray it all over the internet (y'know, like a tomcat), I'm also v. nervous, and will be keeping the rest of the WIP f-locked. Not my usual, but what I need.

Once I finish the Endless First Shag, next section goes up. Tonight? Tomorrow? Blargh. After that, two more sections; #3 requires just a little bit, #4 requires another huge scene, but one which should (I hope!) go easier.

HALP I NATTER ENDLESSLY ABOUT MY PROCESS. BACK TO THE PORN GEEZ.

(((A bunny that started on the train as an intellectual exercise and wouldn't stop. Semi-unedited train porn weirdness. (Wrote part of this with a Dalek in my lap.) Hopefully not as sucky as my last attempt at Whofic. Didn't actually even expect it to porn, but...)))

Fuzzy, Doctor Who, smutty. A lesson in telepathy. Jack/Rose, background Jack/Rose/Ninth.

( You're...chocolate. How are you chocolate? )

Current Mood: artistic

In other words, ficlets for every possible combination of the Shitennou and Endymion, conveniently arranged on a table. Whee!

Finished, after many edits; off to repost.

All of these can be assumed to contain m/m smut, BDSM elements, and minor spoilers--probably nothing you don't already know if you're familiar with another version of Sailor Moon canon. Bigger spoilers and kinkier sex will be warned for, as will strong het overtones, as I know those can be disconcerting to some while reading yaoi. Also note that not all of the boys were particularly pleasant people during their time in the Dark Kingdom; there are pieces with consent issues, and those will have triggery warnings.

Plz note that the single-character slots are not in fact clonesex (!) but a more mundane yet still foreign territory for me--masturbationfic. Although they have a strong tendency to mutate into straightforward character profiles.

	Endymion	Kunzite	Zoisite	Nephrite	Jadeite
Endymion	Lost (angst, het)	Alpha (spoilers)	Rings (heavy D/s, angst)	Forgetting (spoilers)	Fruit (fluff)
Kunzite	Alpha (spoilers)	Power (het)	Duel (mind games, triggery)	Painslut (heavy S&M)	Punishment (heavy BDSM, spoilers)
Zoisite	Rings (heavy D/s, angst)	Duel (mind games, triggery)	Appassionata (musical sex magic)	Persona (curse issues, triggery)	Eclipse (gratuitous symbolism)
Nephrite	Forgetting (spoilers)	Painslut (heavy S&M)	Persona (curse issues, triggery)	Obedience (het, triggery, spoilers)	Skirts (crossdressing, het, crack)
Jadeite	Fruit (fluff)	Punishment (heavy BDSM, spoilers)	Eclipse (gratuitous symbolism)	Skirts (crossdressing, het, crack)	Loyalty (angst, spoilers)

( 1x1 - Endymion solo - Lost )
( 1x2 - Endymion/Kunzite - Alpha )
( 1x3 - Endymion/Zoisite - Rings )
( 1x4 - Endymion/Nephrite - Forgetting )
( 1x5 - Endymion/Jadeite - Fruit )
( 2x2 - Kunzite solo - Power )
( 2x3 - Kunzite/Zoisite - Duel )
( 2x4 - Kunzite/Nephrite - Painslut )
( 2x5 - Kunzite/Jadeite - Punishment )
( 3x3 - Zoisite solo - Appassionata )
( 3x4 - Zoisite/Nephrite - Persona )
( 3x5 - Zoisite/Jadeite - Eclipse )
( 4x4 - Nephrite solo - Obedience )
( 4x5 - Nephrite/Jadeite - Skirts )
( 5x5 - Jadeite solo - Loyalty )

Random observations, in no particular order. And, yes, I seem to have smut on the brain.

( Cut for length and sex quotient, including matters of my own sexuality )

This is a pretty much irrelevant thought (though all my journal is irrelevant these days), but...I have abruptly fully realized what my ideal porn site would be.

Take a high-quality-photograph often-outdoors naturalistic nude site like Domai. Add more than a dash of kink, vicious yet tasteful, though still do as Domai does and eschew stupid taglines, anything spelled with a Z that shouldn't be, and the word "cum." Also retain the lack of targeting--this isn't a site for straight this or gay that, it's just a site full of pretty people.

And make all the models men.

And not just any men either. For, verily, there are four things that turn the Tory off a member of the male species:
- GymoTanoRexia. Y'know, the Look At Me, I'm So Brown And Buff And I Got All Of It From Machines thing. See most mainstream male models. Yeegh. Highly unsexy.
- Excess body fat. For some reason, on "femdom" sites, the subs are often big fat men. Again, yeegh. (Yes, I realize I have minor but present fat-is-not-sexy body image issues left over from early exposure to ballet, but they're there; plus men don't carry weight nearly as well as most women.) Then again, the point of that kind of site is the "dominatrix," not the man she's tormenting; he's just a prop, and from what I've seen the porn industry does not put much effort into finding aesthetically pleasing props.
- Excess body hair. This is a much lesser issue--certainly in person personality and looks will overcome any thought of fur--but all other things being equal, an uninterrupted view of the lines of the body is nice.
- The American srain of testosterone poisoning, with attendant homophobia, exploitative misogyny, beer and football addiction, etcetera. Underneath that, though, there's this pervasive mindset that, in any media, women are there to be pretty and men are there to have (overbearing, unpleasant, stupid, obnoxious) personality. Which means that women can't have personality and men can't be pretty. Yeeeeeeeeeegh.

( Further rambles. )

On an unrelated note, have gotten far enough in New Who to meet Teh Jack. He's shiny. Wouldn't mind seeing him naked either. XD

[I know, I'm getting spammy again, but I wanted to post this seperate from the meme.]

HP FIC. UTTERLY NEW BUNNY, NOT AN OLD WIP. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY.

Of course, it's not my fault, it's

greenmouse's fault. Because

namesnotalbert was going on about straitjackets, and she found me on AIM and started going on about straitjackets because apparently Cillian Murphy gave her a straitjacket fetish, and then she brought up Azkaban AND THEN THIS TOTALLY UNEXPECTED BUNNY LATCHED ON MY ASS.

*attempts to calm down a little*

Title: The Finest Golden Braid.
Lucius recieves visitors in Azkaban.
840 words of midnight WTF, very dark, with a mystery character and bukkake and, yes, a straitjacket. Came from nowhere, may or may not make any sense. Not work safe.

( FIC )

Current Mood: confused

Well, it's done. (Dante/Lust with a side of Sloth/Pride and a whole lot of Sinorginess, warnings for BDSM, flirting with noncon, homunculus snuff, and exactly the sort of incoherent rushed bad draft you'd expect in anything like this.)

*collapses over keyboard, eats chocolate, waits for results*

So in a coupla hours (3:30 EST, to be precise), I shall be on AIM participating in Iron Kink. FMA fandom, ninety minutes to write a kinkfic. So if you want come on by to cheer me on, or heckle, or possibly watch me do the writerly equivalent of faceplanting as I run full-on into my block. XD

*goes off to browse porn sites for inspiration*

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Fic! For the first time in a very long while!

[draft] Black and Blue, kink_bingo square, Kozue/Shiori

Things I Learned From Pr0n.

The Oncoming Porn

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Random pr0n...

...they did not just Go There.

More Master/Doctor/Jack!

CHALLENGEFIC YES.

Fic for dwliterotica June Challenge!

A lot of fic-related stuff...plus actual fic! (Ten/Jack, about PG-13...sowwy, no porn.)

Fic-Related Stuff

Actual Fic!

The afformentioned porn. Raw ficdump, whee!

A note on posting of current WIP...

FIC fic fic fic.

Shitennou multiplication table!

Ruminations on fic, smut, characterization, and the workings of my brain

My ideal porn site, aka a very confused rant as to why all the pretty men are in hiding

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