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Where a) IT is the move, which was, IMHO, a grand success, and resulted in everything except the big furniture being moved, most up three flights of stairs, in under four hours. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH.

Where b) IT is the [livejournal.com profile] kink_bingo entry, being five fics of highly varying quality, in three fandoms, two femmeslash, two het, one slash, totalling about 15 k, mostly written this past week. Also a WEBSITE UPDATE, which includes those five plus the two Steve/Tony fics I finished for the Fourth.

Cross-posting the [livejournal.com profile] kink_bingo post below, with notes:

Card (unmarked, as I lack a graphics editor at the moment) viewable here.

Author: Letterblade ([livejournal.com profile] wired_lizard)
Fandoms: Marvel Comics (3), Revolutionary Girl Utena (1), Fullmetal Alchemist (1)
Kinks: Mirrors, Bondage (held down), Silence, Rough Sex, Bukkake

Cat's Eye
Mirrors, with extra dubcon, pseudo-knifeplay, and general fuckiness.
Fullmetal Alchemist: Sloth/Lust. (F/F)
Sloth reaches round, slides two damp fingers along her collarbone, slick over her skin, to circle the ouroborus high on her chest, red stamp on white skin.
Note: IMHO, this sucks.

Submission Hold
Bondage (held down), no particular extras.
Marvel Comics: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark. (M/M)
But then Steve pounces and brings him down to grappling, and it's all muscle and grip, and Tony doesn't stand a damn chance.
Note: Really not sure about this one.

Telepaths Don't Need...
Silence, with extra caning, breathplay, forced masturbation, and general heavy kink.
Marvel Comics: Emma Frost/Tony Stark. (F/M)
You don't go calling out a Queen of the Hellfire Club unless you know exactly, exactly what you're asking for.
Note: [livejournal.com profile] dafnap and [livejournal.com profile] quigonejinn would like to warn you that this might melt people's faces from how psychotically hot it is.

Antique and Breakable
Rough sex, no particular extras.
Marvel Comics: Steve Rogers/Sharon Carter. (M/F)
There's a war on, and she has the link to give away his location to his enemies in her boot, and she's pressed to his chest like he's the only thing in the world, kissing him hard with his hands in her hair, hard and hungry. Last meal.
Note: Meh.

Black and Blue
Bukkake, with extra strap-on and a dash of spanking.
Revolutionary Girl Utena: Kaoru Kozue/Takatsuki Shiori. (F/F) (Shut up, girls ejaculate too!)
All of which goes to say, I met somebody just now who has exactly this same problem. Not the brother. The memory. The elevator. Pink-haired creep, butterflies, revolution, the lot. And here I thought I was eight years out of this shit.
Note: I DONE GIRLPORN. This and the Emma/Tony are the ones I'm really proud of out of this bunch.
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Okay, no, I've managed one more scene.

I admit that I had hoped for more, but, well. Still a decent show, all told. Wrap-up post to come at nine.

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Post 43! Technitium! Yaaaaaay!

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Again, this is pushing gen. Only with the added thing of, well, not consensual.

I mentioned Andrea's a mess, right?

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PHEWPH. Okay. That was one hell of a scene.

Base Colonel remains as yet unnamed.

I think it's about time to tackle Andrea now. Poor Andrea. Poor screwy, screwy Andrea.

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More of Stella's origin. Okay, so I guess technically this is pushing the gen thing. But, dude, it's not like it goes anywhere further than this, and it's still the kind of entirely character-and-plot-focused-thing that gets filed in my brain as gen.

(Like, I had this moment when I was reviewing fic for my website, and I was paging through the the DMVs, which is also a thing I think of as gen, and there's, like, two people in bed together. And one of them gets up and she's naked. Not, like, graphically described, totally something you could do on network TV, but I was looking at that thinking, dude, some people might not think of this as gen.)

But it's not like gen definitions have ever been, y'know, clear.

Anyway.

MIDNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.

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Cookie while I write something else. Come on, Nick, get meta!

*****

"You know what pisses me off, Cap?"



Stella can think of any number of things. Fury seems to be pretty much constantly pissed off. She got used to it after a few days, writes it off as a general dull Fury roar, nothing to worry about. "The mosquitos?" she guesses, smacking one on her shoulder.



"No, they're all going for you." He stretches smugly. "Maybe the smoke scares 'em off. No, what pisses me off is that you'd be a decorated hero by now, instead of just coming back from a shakedown mission with piece of shit equipment," and he kicks the broken shield, "if only you tinkled standing up." 


She's rather pleased that he curses freely around her now, but just keeps sketching. "Should I put a sock in my pants and start dancing with girls, Sir?"



"Hell no. You should do just what you're doing--showing them you're a damn fine soldier."



"Good." She peers down at her chest for a moment. She's still tied down from the field work earlier--should probably change soon, she thinks, it's starting to pinch, and no doubt has some blood in it--but there's a smooth swell under her uniform shirt nonetheless. "These are too damn big for me to get away with it, anyway."



Fury's guffaw is so loud he startles the watch.


*****

(In case you're wondering? She's, like, C-cup. Maybe a D. And, no, she wasn't trying to pass as male; she pretty much never has. And, yeah, that's small for comic proportions. But when you're that physically active? You tie them the fuck down. Because otherwise it's the kind of pain and distraction you really don't need in combat. Just another one of those little things that a lot of--okay, yes, I'm going to be a twat for a moment here--male writers don't get.)

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So I have found, like, NO canon info on personality and so forth for Reinstein-Erskine. And after a while I just kind of said, oh, fuck it, it's an AU and it's Blogathon, I'll write him how I like. So this may be WTF. But. It suits my porpoises.

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This would pretty much follow directly on this.

Also, HALFWAY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!

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THOOOOOOOOOOOR.

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My writerbrain is lagging already. NOT ON.

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Yup, trying to write. Conversation around me extremely entertaining. Have a bit of an action scene that I'm not going to be able to finish for ages. Stella's first mission with the Howling Commandos, because nobody else besides Nick Fury will take her. She's ambushed; they think she's lost.

*****

The deafening bark of the cleanup frag, right on schedule, jumps all the men half out of their skins.



Fury smiles to himself and lights up.



The fire's behind her as she comes out of the night, striding over the broken ground, no sign of pain. Six feet of muscle and leather and stars, silhouetted against the burning battlefield, with blood and muck and triumph on her face.



Men jolt to their feet, swear, murmur in awe.



Stella drops her shield, cracked and scarred from gunfire, between Fury's feet.



"I think I need a better one."



Fury looks up with a slow, triumphant grin. "Welcome back, Captain America."


*****

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"Rubber chickens and nudity. Yup, that's Blogathon!

(No actual nudity. Bra and cleavage. Not the best pic of me, but not the worst.)

I did this last year too.

Taking a breather from fic for a bit. Especially the Baby Geekgirls streak. I will not do this fic on cute alone!

And, what the heck, since I'm posting filler pictures: the PB's. (Played By.) Not all of these are, like, 100%, but this is the result of playing the Who Could I See As So-And-So Game...

Andrea Stark is, absolutely, 100%, Claudia Black. (Except showing less cleavage, because, y'know, contraptions keeping her alive and scarring and crap.) She's actually who started me playing this game.

Donna Blake is Julie Walters. I mean, who else? (Plenty of other people, I'm sure. Actually, when I first conceived of her, before I decided she'd be a little oldier and more classically motherly, I kind of imagined her as [livejournal.com profile] shadesong.)

Henrietta Pym could easily be Amanda Seyfried. Who I've never seen in anything, true, and no, Hen does not have flowers on her lab books, but she is actually pretty much that curly and blonde and sickeningly cute when she's excited about things. Like ants.

Ian Van Dyne, well, it's kind of a cop-out to go for David Bowie, but that does look a fair bit like him.

Stella Rogers is one of those really tough cases of, man, I cannot really think of ANYONE who looks like that. And I go obscure, into early female bodybuilding, and think of Pudgy Stockton. Because, yes, she's about a foot taller and a few units of butchliness butcher, and probably cut her hair short at some point when she got sick of having to spend an hour brushing it out after stuffing it under the cowl and running around fighting all day. But she's in the right direction, and even that is rare. Because, well, Stella.

Which raises the question of what would be a good unit of butchliness? Katchoos?

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MORE BABY GEEK.

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RELEASE THE BABY STARK GEEKGIRL.

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So. Um. Yeah.

As was stated frequently last year, cherry 7-up is crack.

*****

A few weeks after she gets out of basic, Stella is starting to feel like the object of an Army-sized game of pass the parcel. It would almost be funny if men weren't dying out there, every day, a war going by while she twiddles her thumbs because nobody knows what to do with her.



She trains obsessively, makes friends with the toughest drill sergeant on the base, goes back and tries to beat all her own records now that she knows how to handle herself better--and is bored out of her skull. The only one that's even half as out of place as she is the camp kid, the little orphan spitfire, Bucky. "So Private Kevins told me--after I wiped the floor with him--that he'd double dare me to go pick a fight with Rogers." Quick suspicious eyes looking her up and down. "I think he's having me on, no offense, ma'am, 'cause you're the only Rogers round here--"



She takes him down in less than a minute. Helps him up as he says, "Whoa, that was somethin'! Let's do it again!"



They're fast friends by nightfall.


*****

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Okay, I admit, I'm pulling this scene out of stuff I've already written. Because we'll be breaking for lunch after this post, and I probably will just have a few one-liners for the next few posts because, y'know, food. Haven't had enough yet. And writing up more fic, then. But first, food.

When the fic is compiled--this is one of those montages of scenes jumping about in time fics--this will be the first good look we get at Andrea. The first chapter starts with that first scene I posted, with Stella visiting her old home, and then it's like twenty-zillion flashbacks to give us all of her backstory, and the war and so forth, and then at the end there's this. Leading into the next chapter, which will be mostly Andrea at various points. And that's the sort of thing I'll be writing at five this morning when I'm incoherent and dealing with her ANGST.

Because, y'know, Iron Man. "Torture me" is spray-painted on the shiny metal ass. And Andrea's fucked up in ways that aren't even on Tony Stark's map.

Unrelated: How You Know You're a Mac User: When you pull out a tangle of cords, they're all white.

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