OMG new shiny

[letterblade]

(Still need to catch up on comments. Buried in shiny. Weekend got away with me.)

The lovely mods of kink_bingo allowed me to sneak in late and join. This makes me CONSIDERABLY TOO HAPPY. MORE EXCUSES TO WRITE KINKY PORN YAY.



This is going to be easy and fun enough, first off, that I'll set myself the extra challenge of making at least one of the fics femmeslash. Because there needs to be more graphic, kinky, filthy girlslash in the world.

I'll probably also try to write at least one of the ones I'm not that interested in writing but could.

Specific comments:

Object penetration (toys - not worn under clothes): Would be easy enough to write! Good for girlslash, too.

Striptease: Would be an interesting challenge--not because I'm not interested in the kink, but because writing dancing is hard.

Orgy: BRING IT ON. This would probably be a Shittenou-fic, to go back to my OT5. All four of them and Endymion. Probably a lot more kinks than just an orgy in that fic. (Would have to make sure that's legal.)

Mirrors: Can do.

Crossdressing (underwear/lingerie): Not my kink, but I've read some good of it and can probably pull it off. And I admit to the temptation to make it girls in boxers.

Body part fetishes (misc): As opposed to foot or hand. I think I could do this. It might be interesting.

Cock rings: Fuck yes. One of my favorite kinks in fic; long needed an excuse to write it!

Gangbang: Again, fuck yes. Just have to figure out how to set it up. *cackles*

Bondage (held down): This could totally be Steve/Tony. OMG totally. Steve's a few hundred pounds of solid muscle and knows about every hold and lock in existence; if he decides Tony's not going anywhere, Tony's not going anywhere, and he may just make that decision once he realizes how much it turns Tony on. I think this might actually be the one I'm Definitely Officially Doing, and I can build a bingo line from that.

Double penetration (one hole): Could definitely do this!

Film/photography: Could do. Again, like the striptease, it's so visual that it might be an interesting challenge.

Snowballing: Not my thing, but I could pull it off.

Wild card: Ten to one, this would be corsetry. One of my pet kinks, and a really good excuse for filthy girlslash. Mmmm. The only trick is finding the right context. Escaflowne?

Silence: Could so do this; already have, in fact. (Here.)

Dirty talk: That would be difficult. For all that I'm a pornographer, I find it very hard to do or even think of dirty talk. Though I think I know how I could set it up...

Animal play: An interesting challenge. Not something I know that much about.

Humiliation (verbal): This would probably be, by far, the hardest on the sheet for me. Tends to wig me out.

Aphrodisiacs: Not my thing, but could so do it. Although--actually, I know how to make it my thing. Because most aphrodisiac fic annoys me because it's all like "woohoo, random sex due to drugs/weird spores/alien poison/whatever, no need to worry about characterization!" But if somebody's deliberately taking it, or being given it--I could see a top giving a consenting bottom a potent aphrodisiac, then having a lot of wicked fun tying them up and stringing them out and listening to them beg.

Rough sex: Easy!

Barebacking: Not my thing, but could probably pull it off.

Interfemoral: Another not my thing, but could probably pull it off.

Chastity devices: Could be interesting...

Crossdressing (outerwear): I just got the crossdressing set, didn't I? I suppose I could use this to inflict upon you all the persistent mental image I've had of Rose in a tux and Jack in an evening gown. (Admit it, they'd be cute!)

Bukkake: Not my thing, but could do it.

Sensation play: OMGyes. Have probably already done it at least once.

So the easiest would be horizontal, second from top. Middle vertical works. Diagonal upper left to lower right works. Hmmm...

Now off to Mass with my new white robe!

Comments

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

What on earth is interfemoral? Do I want to know? D:

If you did aphrodisiacs, depending on the fandom, could you do sort of the traditional aphrodisiacs? Like -- oysters or something? Maybe not have to go over the top with sex or wanton boinking due to whee!spores!, but more the notion of it?

[jadasc.livejournal.com]

What on earth is interfemoral? Do I want to know? D:

Getting off by rubbing between pressed-together thighs.

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

oh. :) I see. The femoral makes it sound a bit ... like something involve blood. :/

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Same Latin root, different context.

It's a.k.a. the Princeton Rub. Apparently big in British boarding schools or universities.

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

So like, say, frottage with the clothes off?

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

I think so, yeah.

I could see it work with lube and legs held tight together. (Hmm, maybe tied together.) Kinda like a titfuck.

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

From what I can tell it's sort of like mounting the other person -- like it more refers to sort of a doggy-style thing rather than standard front-to-front frottage. It could be a good thing for a quickie or a public session or something. While watching TV...depends on who you're writing.

[tavella.livejournal.com]

It's also the classical greek way of male sex.

[tavella.livejournal.com]

Bondage (held down): This could totally be Steve/Tony. OMG totally. Steve's a few hundred pounds of solid muscle and knows about every hold and lock in existence; if he decides Tony's not going anywhere, Tony's not going anywhere, and he may just make that decision once he realizes how much it turns Tony on. I think this might actually be the one I'm Definitely Officially Doing, and I can build a bingo line from that.

I am very glad to hear this. And yes, big blond muscled guy pinning down another guy with ease = hot!

Though a scene where Steve is introduced to cockrings could be amusing. crimsonquills and I have had discussions about how the Super Soldier Serum affects refractory periods. After all, he's supposed to be peak human in _every_ sense, and there are some people with really extraordinaryly fast recovery. Cue Steve being slightly puzzled, because "isn't it more fun to um, just get ready again" "most of us are merely mortal and it takes time!"

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

....that conversation is making my porn brain Way Too Happy, and I wasn't even involved!

(I was actually with a guy with a stupid short refractory period once. It was v. interesting! Would've been more so if we'd been able to do more though...)

Fast recovery, no doubt fantastic stamina, no doubt very nicely hung...Tony is so spoiled. I can just see him lying there in this utterly exhausted puddle and mumbling, "There is no such thing as a quickie with you, is there?"

[tavella.livejournal.com]

Canonically, he does in fact have amazing stamina -- his body doesn't build up fatigue toxins at all, s'why he can do things like run a mile in a minute. And well... for the last bit, the artists seem to agree. See icon :)

[rivenwanderer.livejournal.com]

Girls in boxers = YES!

:soumyeah:

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly* I can has found sekkrit Rivvie kink?

[rivenwanderer.livejournal.com]

Well, sekkrit kink may be overblowing it a bit--more like "thing that I find aesthetically and/or conceptually awesome and hot" (of which there are actually a lot, which is nice).