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OMG. WTF. MY ASS IS RANDOMLY HURTING AGAIN.

I haven't exercised recently. I've been sitting on it for no longer than usual. I DON'T GET IT. WHY DOES MY ASS HURT RANDOMLY AND NOT BECAUSE OF ANYTHING NICE HAPPENING TO IT LIKE, OH, A GOOD SPANKING, OR WILD SEX IN SOME BIZARRE POSITION? MY ASS IS MOCKING ME IN MY LONELINESS. MOCKING, I TELL YOU! MY OWN ASS! THE BETRAYAL! IT BUUUUUUUUURNS!

This post brought to you by the caps lock. Maybe the caps lock secretly grew gigantic and paddled me in the night. Maybe the caps lock is in conspiracy with my ass to mock me. AUUUUUUUUGH. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!

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Meme! Gacked from, oh, half the FMA fandom. Name a fic of mine and I'll tell you my favourite line from it. All my fic linked to from the sidebar, except for some of the most recent FMA stuff which is at SS.

Today I speedwalked more than half a mile up a hill, rowed five hundred meters, and climbed sixteen flights of stairs...all without leaving the gym.

Not much, all told, but I have no stamina whatsoever, so it was a lot for me.

Yup, I'm working out again! As in, for the first time since I was fourteen. And it feels fucking great, let me tell you. XD

Assload: noun: the amount of lube required to get an assload of anything else.

( At least some commentary on no less than twenty-one scents. Cut for those not BPAL-inclined. )

Also, meme, y0!