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OMG. WTF. MY ASS IS RANDOMLY HURTING AGAIN.

I haven't exercised recently. I've been sitting on it for no longer than usual. I DON'T GET IT. WHY DOES MY ASS HURT RANDOMLY AND NOT BECAUSE OF ANYTHING NICE HAPPENING TO IT LIKE, OH, A GOOD SPANKING, OR WILD SEX IN SOME BIZARRE POSITION? MY ASS IS MOCKING ME IN MY LONELINESS. MOCKING, I TELL YOU! MY OWN ASS! THE BETRAYAL! IT BUUUUUUUUURNS!

This post brought to you by the caps lock. Maybe the caps lock secretly grew gigantic and paddled me in the night. Maybe the caps lock is in conspiracy with my ass to mock me. AUUUUUUUUGH. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!

Comments

[lucky-otter.livejournal.com]

Standing all day sounds like exercise to me. You stand all day while working, right?

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I wasn't working yesterday. And I was the day before, but no longer a shift than usual, and that shift has never yet made my ass hurt the next day.

crikey woman

[(Anonymous)]

unplug the lit lizard will ya?
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