The Apology Meme.
Feb. 23rd, 2003 10:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
letterbladeBecase I felt like it. Note that I am only including fics listed on my ficlist (with one major exception); anything more than that would get too long for my sanity.
Peter Pettigrew: I am sorry for taking away your ability to transform, but you deserved the angst.
Quirrell: Your life sucked, and that's canon; I am not sorry for giving you some personality. I would be sorry about your lack of a name, but you'll have to take it up with JKR.
Tom Riddle: I'm sorry for making you talk to the trippy garter snakes, making you snog Cornelius Fudge, and the dehydration and cheesy German poetry. I am only somewhat sorry for siccing Lucius Malfoy on you and pairing you off with a skinny little Gryffindor, because at least you're getting hot sex.
Lucius Malfoy: I'm sorry for making you straight. I'm not sorry for letting you have your wicked way with Tom Riddle and Percy Weasley, because you enjoyed every second of it.
Alastor Moody: I'm sorry for making you have a convoluted affair with a future dark lord in your sixth year at school, but you can't complain too much, because you did get some hot sex.
Cornelius Fudge: I'm sorry for making you have a simple affair with a future dark lord in your fourth year at school, but it's canonical that you have really bad taste in colors, if not in prefects.
Percy Weasley: I'm sorry for making you a submissive masochist at the mercy of Lucius Malfoy. But you know you want it.
To hop fandoms:
Saavedro: I'm sorry for all the angst, and the scar, and the spare kid. Well, not all the angst. Some of that you'll have to take up with Presto.
Tamra: I'm really, really sorry for the whole Sirrus thing. I gave you a personality, though. Does that help some?
Sirrus: I'm not sorry for taking you away from Tamra, telling you creepy stories, making you incompetent at killing people, making your brother kill your lover, making Achenar beat up on you when you were little, making you invisible, giving you the most messed-up attitude towards women around, and giving you the occasional hallucination. You deserved it.
Achenar: I'm not sorry for hauling you around Narayan like spare luggage until the torture scene, telling you creepy stories, making you incompetent at killing people painfully enough, giving you really bad dreams, making Sirrus beat up on you when you were little, getting you mindfucked by Channelwood, making you invisible, and getting you mindfucked by your brother. You deserved it.
Atrus: I'm sorry about the kids, but it's not my fault.
Catherine: I'm sorry I haven't finished the story.
To hop fandoms again:
Allen Schezar: I'm sorry. It's canon. I'm really, really sorry for the whole Dilandau affair, but I don't actually hate you, and you've got Gaddes.
Viole: I'm vaguely sorry for letting your commander scare the crap out of you. He does that.
Dilandau Albatou: I'm sorry for not letting you burn even more shit. Also for getting your ass kicked by Van and Celena and making you marry Eries, but we haven't gotten there yet.
Celena Schezar: I'm sorry you didn't get to shag Van earlier, or Eries at all.
Van Fanel: I'm sorry for Dilandau. Don't worry, you'll break him eventually.
Folken Fanel: I'm sorry I never wrote much about you. You rock, and deserve a pet Allen.
That is all.
Peter Pettigrew: I am sorry for taking away your ability to transform, but you deserved the angst.
Quirrell: Your life sucked, and that's canon; I am not sorry for giving you some personality. I would be sorry about your lack of a name, but you'll have to take it up with JKR.
Tom Riddle: I'm sorry for making you talk to the trippy garter snakes, making you snog Cornelius Fudge, and the dehydration and cheesy German poetry. I am only somewhat sorry for siccing Lucius Malfoy on you and pairing you off with a skinny little Gryffindor, because at least you're getting hot sex.
Lucius Malfoy: I'm sorry for making you straight. I'm not sorry for letting you have your wicked way with Tom Riddle and Percy Weasley, because you enjoyed every second of it.
Alastor Moody: I'm sorry for making you have a convoluted affair with a future dark lord in your sixth year at school, but you can't complain too much, because you did get some hot sex.
Cornelius Fudge: I'm sorry for making you have a simple affair with a future dark lord in your fourth year at school, but it's canonical that you have really bad taste in colors, if not in prefects.
Percy Weasley: I'm sorry for making you a submissive masochist at the mercy of Lucius Malfoy. But you know you want it.
To hop fandoms:
Saavedro: I'm sorry for all the angst, and the scar, and the spare kid. Well, not all the angst. Some of that you'll have to take up with Presto.
Tamra: I'm really, really sorry for the whole Sirrus thing. I gave you a personality, though. Does that help some?
Sirrus: I'm not sorry for taking you away from Tamra, telling you creepy stories, making you incompetent at killing people, making your brother kill your lover, making Achenar beat up on you when you were little, making you invisible, giving you the most messed-up attitude towards women around, and giving you the occasional hallucination. You deserved it.
Achenar: I'm not sorry for hauling you around Narayan like spare luggage until the torture scene, telling you creepy stories, making you incompetent at killing people painfully enough, giving you really bad dreams, making Sirrus beat up on you when you were little, getting you mindfucked by Channelwood, making you invisible, and getting you mindfucked by your brother. You deserved it.
Atrus: I'm sorry about the kids, but it's not my fault.
Catherine: I'm sorry I haven't finished the story.
To hop fandoms again:
Allen Schezar: I'm sorry. It's canon. I'm really, really sorry for the whole Dilandau affair, but I don't actually hate you, and you've got Gaddes.
Viole: I'm vaguely sorry for letting your commander scare the crap out of you. He does that.
Dilandau Albatou: I'm sorry for not letting you burn even more shit. Also for getting your ass kicked by Van and Celena and making you marry Eries, but we haven't gotten there yet.
Celena Schezar: I'm sorry you didn't get to shag Van earlier, or Eries at all.
Van Fanel: I'm sorry for Dilandau. Don't worry, you'll break him eventually.
Folken Fanel: I'm sorry I never wrote much about you. You rock, and deserve a pet Allen.
That is all.
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Date: Feb. 24th, 2003 12:53 am (UTC)But it's clean and quiet which is what matters. Yay for not being woken up at 1 am because your room is directly over a bar and then not being able to get back to sleep until 5:30 when they finally turn off the loud music (or, why you should not stay at Cardiff Backpakers if you intend to rise at 7 am to get off to an early start on castle viewing).
In other news, I have finished Pride and Predjudice and am 2/3ds through Sense and Sensibility. Utterly charming. Small baby slashbunnies have been nosing at it but can't find anywhere to take hold. there was a small group curiously follwong Mr. Bingley and Mr. Darcy around but Lizzy fought them off with a parisol (since as far as I know you haven't read P&P I suppose that won't make much sense to you but I had to make the observation to SOMEONE and while most of my new Austen babblings can be direted at Aunt Sarah, erm, I'm not sure about this one ;)).
Oh, and thanks for linking to the Harry/Bill. Which reminds me: Bill, Sirius, and Remus: I'm sorry for having about 4 differnt lead-ins to your threeway written illegibly in several differnt notebooks but no actual sex anywhere. I promise to rectify the situation after I've done some research. Or maybe I'll just write it research or no tongight. In the snackbar at 7:30. ;)
- Caroline
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Date: Feb. 24th, 2003 04:07 am (UTC)I <3 Tom. I really do. *<3!!!*