When you hear from upstairs...
Sep. 7th, 2008 09:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
letterblade"Get in there, you! No, ow, not that way, that'll pop out..."
*POUND* *POUND* *POUND* "Oh, yeaaaah!"
"Easy, let's get this nice and smooth, don't want any industrial accidents..."
"I need a peg."
*loud rhythmic thumping in time with Nine Inch Nails*
"Wait, wait, turn it over..."
"Nice and sturdy, just what we need."
"Keep them parallel--"
"Fuck, fuck, fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!"
"I think we should've saved that one for last."
*THUD*
"Now where's my handy-dandy screw organizer?"
Pop quiz: Your housemate is:
a) having sex.
or
b) assembling something from Ikea.
*POUND* *POUND* *POUND* "Oh, yeaaaah!"
"Easy, let's get this nice and smooth, don't want any industrial accidents..."
"I need a peg."
*loud rhythmic thumping in time with Nine Inch Nails*
"Wait, wait, turn it over..."
"Nice and sturdy, just what we need."
"Keep them parallel--"
"Fuck, fuck, fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!"
"I think we should've saved that one for last."
*THUD*
"Now where's my handy-dandy screw organizer?"
Pop quiz: Your housemate is:
a) having sex.
or
b) assembling something from Ikea.
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Date: Sep. 8th, 2008 05:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: Sep. 8th, 2008 01:37 pm (UTC)Here's another of my favorites!