When you hear from upstairs...

[letterblade]

"Get in there, you! No, ow, not that way, that'll pop out..."

*POUND* *POUND* *POUND* "Oh, yeaaaah!"

"Easy, let's get this nice and smooth, don't want any industrial accidents..."

"I need a peg."

*loud rhythmic thumping in time with Nine Inch Nails*

"Wait, wait, turn it over..."

"Nice and sturdy, just what we need."

"Keep them parallel--"

"Fuck, fuck, fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!"

"I think we should've saved that one for last."

*THUD*

"Now where's my handy-dandy screw organizer?"



Pop quiz: Your housemate is:

a) having sex.

or

b) assembling something from Ikea.

Comments

[ghostangel.livejournal.com]

c) having sex while assembling something from IKEA ;)

[pseydtonne.livejournal.com]

or having sex with a new Ikea object.

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Better make sure it's reaaaaaaally well sanded down, then! o.@

[anat-astarte.livejournal.com]

LMAOOOOO!!! All of the above do sound plausible! :D

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

......you realize that your particular choice of icon has now burned the image of Lust perched half-naked atop a four-drawer chest into my brain. :D

[anat-astarte.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee! She is my favorite icon for invoking such things... 8D

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

And here I thought I'd done enough Lust pr0n for one month...

[fayanora.livejournal.com]

Fullmetal Alchemist icon love!

[anat-astarte.livejournal.com]

Yay! :D

Here's another of my favorites!

[eustaciavye.livejournal.com]

I vote for c. Also you win for best post of the day.

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Better watch where the hammer goes! And thank you! :D

[wiredwizard.livejournal.com]

e) Having sex *using IKEA instructions

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

This sent me into a fit of giggles, because now I'm imagining, like, the line drawing instructions with the little smiling person. Or the confused person calling customer service, with a phone sex girl on the other end. Little lines and arrows and numbers.

<---- 2x

And so forth.

[wiredwizard.livejournal.com]

Just makes you wonder where the allan key would come into it all... =)

[fayanora.livejournal.com]

Nipple twister?

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Bondage! Specifically, I know of a bondage furniture company whose cages, cuffs, etcetera, are all unlockable with a particular size of allan wrench. Not something the bottom is going to have on them, but something you can always replace in case you lose the key.

[wiredwizard.livejournal.com]

What frightens me is that a) that actually makes sense & b) I have the websites for some of that stuff bookmarked...

;)

[mattador.livejournal.com]

WIN

[azurelunatic]

Yes. This.

[contradictacat.livejournal.com]

Permission to Metaquote (Because no really, I swear I thought I was reading it on MQ)

Because I do not know punctuation:

[contradictacat.livejournal.com]

Permission to Metaquote?

Re: Because I do not know punctuation:

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Oh, my, yes, thank you!

*hugs*

[mattador.livejournal.com]

So, which was it??

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Quotes are from me assembling something from Ikea. :D

[mattador.livejournal.com]

:-D

[nevacaruso.livejournal.com]

Yes, but is it a sonic screw organizer?

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

I guessed the IKEA assembly at line 1, which probably just demonstrates my IKEA veteran status.

... also my recent assembly of IKEA furniture.

[tenshikurai9.livejournal.com]

IKEA, but in a very hard sex way.