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letterbladeSO. IT'S INDEPENDENCE DAY. The one day of the year when I stop angsting endlessly about what my country is and instead celebrate what my country should be. Wants to be. Can be. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Equality and justice for all. Belting of glorified old drinking songs.
And what better way to celebrate your libtery than by blowing things up (or at least watch other people blow things up) and writing semi-illegal pornography?
TWO FICS. Both comics canon, both Steve/Tony. Because Captain America deserves to get both resurrected and laid for his birthday. Boojah!
Title: Everybody Got Naked and We Got Cap Back Day
Author: Letterblade (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
wired_lizard)
Rating: PG-13. (Almost gen, one kiss.)
Summary: Tony Stark and Reed Richards go Skrull-hunting, and find a lot more than they bargained for.
Length: c. 5k.
Notes: Gratuitous Civil-War-fix-it-AU, discarding all canon and retcons from the point of departure, including most of Sekrit!Invasion. Kind of crack, except when it's not.
Beta:mattador
He stands by the table and thinks of all those years ago. It almost makes him shake, it's almost physically painful. Except this time his helmet's off, and Steve's naked, and Jan isn't buzzing up over him, Thor isn't looming at the foot of it, and he's pretty sure they'll be fighting in about five minutes.
Title: Off Grid
Author: Letterblade (wired_lizard)
Rating: NC-17. (Warning for a tiny infusion of kink.)
Summary: Steve and Tony go camping, and bears are the greatest threat facing America. No, really, that's about it.
Length: c. 7k.
Notes: New Avengers, pre-Extremis, existing relationship. Also, this was supposed to be a PWP. I'm so sorry. Song research done at Cantaria.
Beta:tavella
It's been one of the most frustrating damn things this whole time. Steve, gentle and caring and vanilla as a fucking angel cake.
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And what better way to celebrate your libtery than by blowing things up (or at least watch other people blow things up) and writing semi-illegal pornography?
TWO FICS. Both comics canon, both Steve/Tony. Because Captain America deserves to get both resurrected and laid for his birthday. Boojah!
Title: Everybody Got Naked and We Got Cap Back Day
Author: Letterblade (
wired_lizard)Rating: PG-13. (Almost gen, one kiss.)
Summary: Tony Stark and Reed Richards go Skrull-hunting, and find a lot more than they bargained for.
Length: c. 5k.
Notes: Gratuitous Civil-War-fix-it-AU, discarding all canon and retcons from the point of departure, including most of Sekrit!Invasion. Kind of crack, except when it's not.
Beta:
mattadorHe stands by the table and thinks of all those years ago. It almost makes him shake, it's almost physically painful. Except this time his helmet's off, and Steve's naked, and Jan isn't buzzing up over him, Thor isn't looming at the foot of it, and he's pretty sure they'll be fighting in about five minutes.
Title: Off Grid
Author: Letterblade (
wired_lizard)Rating: NC-17. (Warning for a tiny infusion of kink.)
Summary: Steve and Tony go camping, and bears are the greatest threat facing America. No, really, that's about it.
Length: c. 7k.
Notes: New Avengers, pre-Extremis, existing relationship. Also, this was supposed to be a PWP. I'm so sorry. Song research done at Cantaria.
Beta:
tavellaIt's been one of the most frustrating damn things this whole time. Steve, gentle and caring and vanilla as a fucking angel cake.
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Date: Jul. 5th, 2008 05:50 am (UTC)Oh God, 1000 feet above Arlington Cemetery.
Jesus fuck. Who would they even cast as Captain America?
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Date: Jul. 5th, 2008 06:13 am (UTC)Zombie war. Makes a crack about a zombie war. Even then. asdlkfjlkdjf Tony.
OH GOD ARLINGTON CEMETERY. Later at the public funeral, Tony's supposed to give the eulogy, and he just stands there in the rain and stands there and blurts "It wasn't supposed to be this way." And leaves. NNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK.
Nargle.
There was a Matt McConawatshit rumor that has been shot down. People talk about this a lot. (http://community.livejournal.com/cap_ironman/71416.html) Me, I have no fucking clue, but I don't know that many actors.