A pile of fandom squee for y'all...

[letterblade]

So as I made clear this morning, today sucked. Balls. Until I got home and loaded up the f-list. Whereupon various bits of the Iron Man movie fandom left me laughing with glee. SRSLY. MAJOR PICK-ME-UP, GUYZ.

Not fic: A date with Tony Stark's car. (The Audi R8. Fo realz. I love that this sort of thing gets posted as a FANDOM RESOURCE. LOVE.)

Fic: atrata complains that she is not in control of her Iron Man thing. I don't mind. He sounds mostly sincere when he says, "I promise I am not just trying to get you naked. That would involve, I don't know, better music." All innuendo, no porn.

quigonejinn (WHO I'M PRETTY SURE IS INSANE IN ALL THE BEST WAYS) knows where Tony points his security cameras (and so does Pepper) and makes a fucking hot good case for Obadiah/Tony. (Even if she spells it with an e.) Where Tony finds women who go drinking with a strapon in their clutch purse is beyond her, but Tony seems to get what he wants out of it. NSFW, very porn. Also, don't just read the fic, read the comments. This, for one, turned my day from SUXXORS to ROFLCOPTER.

And hackthis knows that Real Friends Help You Get Naked. When Pepper bends him over a desk, Tony gets really excited, and then there's the sound of metal being wrenched into submission by a very angry woman and Tony sighs. All innuendo, no porn. Except by text message. And JARVIS. Um.

IRON MAN MOVIE FANDOM, YOU WIN ONE INTERNETZ.

Comments

[kaiz.livejournal.com]

OMG I so may have found a new fandom! Thanks for the links :-)

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

JJJOOOOIIIINNNN UUUUSSSSS.

See also my two previous Iron Man recs posts - best (well, only, but GOOD) Tony/Yinsen I've found (http://wired-lizard.livejournal.com/377960.html), best Tony/Pepper and Tony/suit-JARVIS-confusing-but-worth-it I've found (http://wired-lizard.livejournal.com/375352.html).

And let's not even get into comics continuity and my current OTP. XD

[kaiz.livejournal.com]

I am a comics n00b. However, I do believe that I shall click on your links anyway, because, GODDAMN I MIGHT HAVE A NEW FANDOM regardless. *facepalms* :_-)

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Oh, all of these are movie fandom. :D

Not that the comics fandom doesn't rock too, but, well, it's Marvel canon, it can get messy.

[kaiz.livejournal.com]

That is Good News™! I really wasn't looking forward to getting caught upon 40 years worth of random canon and retconning *eg*

this is one retardedly long comment.

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

AHAHA. OH GOD. I'd go back and change 'em all now that even the KJV spells it ObAdiah, but man. I swear to God, I'd go back and find the point in the novelization where they do it with an e, but that would require reading more Peter David than I can stand.

And thanks for the rec. :D My last two fandoms were ridiculously historical, so I either had to go with SPIT AND BEAR IT or WOULD YOU LIKE TO FRY SOME EGGS WITH THE EXTRA OLIVE OIL YOU'RE NOT PUTTING INTO MY ASS? And now, in Iron Man, I get Tony Stark, God's gift to porn writers.

(dafnap recc'd your fic to me in one of the massive comment spam parties, by the way, and we spent about five comments going back to each other screaming about how awesome you were and me being like OMG OMG WHO IS THIS WONDROUS PERSON WHO WRITES TOTALLY FUCKING AMAZING HOWARD/OBADIAH. GMail is kicking my ass right now, so I can't find it to save my life? So you'll just have to take my word for it.)

Re: this is one retardedly long comment.

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly* I suppose the perl coders are all spelling it Ob$diah at this point. I have seen at least three vowels there.

You're very welcome! Thanks for the awesome fic. AND HELL, YES, GOD'S GIFT TO PORN WRITERS HE IS.

And wheee! Thank you for telling me! OMG. Good to know my random fic is getting around.

[atrata.livejournal.com]

ahahahah thanks! i can't even. seriously NOT IN CONTROL right now.

(did you read my real fic (http://atrata.livejournal.com/137574.html), by the way? because, you know, god forbid anyone think i am suddenly into fluffy banter! even if i am. normally i am anti-self-pimping, but i think you'll like it. unless you actually have read it and didn't like it, in which case i am going to stfu. yeah. DON'T MIND ME.)

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

(This comment is usurped by the TINY CUTE CAT crawling all over me.)

Ahem. Regaining control of comment now! you're welcome! And I did, though I think it somehow got misfiled in my brain as being by quigonejinn's (*facepalm), because I found your Iron Man thing and her journal at about the same time, and she does have a thing for voyeur!Pepper.

Except that went about two steps beyond voyeur, and DEAR LORD WAS AWESOME.

[mattador.livejournal.com]

I was totally going to rec hackthis's Iron Man fics to you this evening. Looks like I am slightly late.

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Mutual reccing, then!

Dear lord, this fandom eateth the brain.

[tragical-mirth.livejournal.com]

If your day's not already going FANTASTICALLY, this will make it so.

http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/5632762.html

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

...of course Tony has a hickey. Of course. *grins madly*