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So as I made clear this morning, today sucked. Balls. Until I got home and loaded up the f-list. Whereupon various bits of the Iron Man movie fandom left me laughing with glee. SRSLY. MAJOR PICK-ME-UP, GUYZ.

Not fic: A date with Tony Stark's car. (The Audi R8. Fo realz. I love that this sort of thing gets posted as a FANDOM RESOURCE. LOVE.)

Fic:

atrata complains that she is not in control of her Iron Man thing. I don't mind. He sounds mostly sincere when he says, "I promise I am not just trying to get you naked. That would involve, I don't know, better music." All innuendo, no porn.

quigonejinn (WHO I'M PRETTY SURE IS INSANE IN ALL THE BEST WAYS) knows where Tony points his security cameras (and so does Pepper) and makes a fucking hot good case for Obadiah/Tony. (Even if she spells it with an e.) Where Tony finds women who go drinking with a strapon in their clutch purse is beyond her, but Tony seems to get what he wants out of it. NSFW, very porn. Also, don't just read the fic, read the comments. This, for one, turned my day from SUXXORS to ROFLCOPTER.

And

hackthis knows that Real Friends Help You Get Naked. When Pepper bends him over a desk, Tony gets really excited, and then there's the sound of metal being wrenched into submission by a very angry woman and Tony sighs. All innuendo, no porn. Except by text message. And JARVIS. Um.

IRON MAN MOVIE FANDOM, YOU WIN ONE INTERNETZ.