Where "vodka" = "elliptical machine."

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Further superhero crack for your amusement. Batman and Superman break up, and Clark's crotch is emo!

Oooo, I am more than a little workout-high, oh yes. Full circuit of weight machines, and before that I tried out the infamous elliptical machine for ten minutes. Afterwards, already close to exhaustion, figured I'd do another few minutes for the requisite post-weights aerobics.

Turned out to be twenty. I panted. I sweated. I hit a second wind. Gods, I'll probably regret this tomorrow, but I didn't even KNOW I had that much stamina.

Total time on elliptical machine: a little over half an hour. Total calories burnt: circa 330. Heartrate--steady--through those second twenty minutes: circa 170.

I'm contemplating what this sudden workout-craze means about me, but I'm too tired to think and type it all out now. Plus, dinner soon. I owe several comments; will get to them after dinner; but love to lykomancer in the meantime. <333333

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Blast you, lizard , I keep getting distracted for hours on these vile comics! :)