Sex games and fruit flies!

[letterblade]

No, I'm not actually drunkl, but I kinda wish I was, would make life interesting.

The fruit flies refers to my girlfriend, who has them. In her dorm room, that is. If anybody knows any l33t modes of fruit fly removal, please let us know. :)

The sex games, part, well...ganked from youkofujima, LJ truth or dare. Wee! I usually suck at challenging people for these, but I will try not to...

1. Reply with a comment and I'll tell you which one I want, either truth or a dare. Dares should pretty much stay within my LJ, and not be anything that will get us reported to LJ Abuse XD (an example of a dare would be... telling me to end all of my comments with "pyon!" for the next 12 hours or whatever).

2. I either answer the truth or perform the dare.

3. In return, I get to ask you "Truth or dare?" XD

Comments

[youkofujima.livejournal.com]

Truth or dare.

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Heh, with that gun in your icon I shouldn't, but I'll take a dare. XD

[youkofujima.livejournal.com]

Dare you to write utterly, utterly SHAMELESS Scar/Al porn.

[kytyngurl2.livejournal.com]

Hiii!

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Truuuth!

[ursula]

Truth or truth! Or dare.

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Truth or dare or truth or bear? XD

Um, truth?

[ursula]

Would you eat a mouse? In honey?

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

Just clean up whatever it is that the fruit flies are eating and they'll leave. (Check garbage bins in particular).

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Well, from the extensive phone narration, I think she's working on that, so we'll see how it goes. XD

[spanielfevver8.livejournal.com]

The trouble is findign a way to still keep fruit in my room so I can eat, just minus the fruitflies. Thinking of doing a full fruit purge (as soon as the 4 of us can all be civil long enough to sit down and eat this pomegranite) and then just begin having fruit in here again after a few days. Any ideas about future fruit storage?

[wiccat.livejournal.com]

Truth or dare? XD

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHHA from you? Dare.

*issoinforit*

[wiccat.livejournal.com]

Bwah!! I dare you to... change your lj layout to all banana themed for at least a day!

[jade-pen.livejournal.com]

*is a sheep, bleats a bit* Truth or dare? :)

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Truth! XD *bleats right back*

[jade-pen.livejournal.com]

All right, because I'm curious... which of my fanfics do you like the least, and why?

And no, I won't be offended, just for the record. :)

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Le truth or le dare? Which shall it be?

Btw, sorry I didn't post anything sooner, but there's nothing wrong with crying when you're 22, and not in a religious school classroom. If you'd like a list of all the public places I've cried since I turned 22, I'm happy to oblige. *hugs*

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

*hugs back*

Awww, now I'm all in a heartfelt mood and want a truth. XD

[greenmouse.livejournal.com]

Truth or dare. XD Make it a good one!

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

AHAHHAHAHA um.

Truuuuuuuuuth. XD

And I'll try. XDDD;;;

[greenmouse.livejournal.com]

What's your favorite flavor of pie? (Mine's pecan.)

[didodiva.livejournal.com]

Aside from getting rid of food, little bowls of liquid can work. Gnats drink, get a little drunk, then fall in and drown. You have to put several bowls around because some locations work great, others do not for some reason.

As for what's in them, several things work, but apple cidar vinigar or apple juice are what I prefer

[mattador.livejournal.com]

Truth or dare?

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

AHAH you get truths out of me all the time, so dare. XD