Sex games and fruit flies!

[letterblade]

No, I'm not actually drunkl, but I kinda wish I was, would make life interesting.

The fruit flies refers to my girlfriend, who has them. In her dorm room, that is. If anybody knows any l33t modes of fruit fly removal, please let us know. :)

The sex games, part, well...ganked from youkofujima, LJ truth or dare. Wee! I usually suck at challenging people for these, but I will try not to...

1. Reply with a comment and I'll tell you which one I want, either truth or a dare. Dares should pretty much stay within my LJ, and not be anything that will get us reported to LJ Abuse XD (an example of a dare would be... telling me to end all of my comments with "pyon!" for the next 12 hours or whatever).

2. I either answer the truth or perform the dare.

3. In return, I get to ask you "Truth or dare?" XD

Comments

[youkofujima.livejournal.com]

Truth or dare.

[kytyngurl2.livejournal.com]

Hiii!

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Heh, with that gun in your icon I shouldn't, but I'll take a dare. XD

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Truuuth!

[youkofujima.livejournal.com]

Dare you to write utterly, utterly SHAMELESS Scar/Al porn.

[ursula]

Truth or truth! Or dare.

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Truth or dare or truth or bear? XD

Um, truth?

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

...link me to that pic? For inspiration?

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

Just clean up whatever it is that the fruit flies are eating and they'll leave. (Check garbage bins in particular).

None of these pics are worksafe, btw...

[youkofujima.livejournal.com]

You got it.

Lapdance 2 (http://www.livejournal.com/community/rookie_jet/6961.html#cutid3)
Lapdance 1 (http://www.livejournal.com/community/rookie_jet/6647.html#cutid1)

Older pics.
Insertion (http://www.spores.net/youkofujima/junk/FMA/insert.jpg)
Scar/Roy/Al (http://www.spores.net/youkofujima/junk/FMA/scarroyal.jpg)
Undies (http://www.spores.net/youkofujima/junk/FMA/undies.jpg)
XD; (http://www.spores.net/youkofujima/junk/FMA/whiteday1.jpg)
XD;;;; (http://www.spores.net/youkofujima/junk/FMA/whiteday2.jpg)

And other Scar/Al pics found here (http://www.spores.net/youkofujima/junk/FMA/Scar_Al/).

Knock yourself out XD

Re: None of these pics are worksafe, btw...

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

We're discussing shameless porn here--how exactly can it be worksafe?

I meant that pic you wanted me to fic for ages ago, with the uniform and just Al. But those are inspiring too. Perhaps more inspiring. Mmm, blindfold...

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Well, from the extensive phone narration, I think she's working on that, so we'll see how it goes. XD

[ursula]

Would you eat a mouse? In honey?

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Raw = no. Cooked but not boned = mmmaybe. Fully cleaned = yes, if sufficiently prompted. Although then there wouldn't be much mouse left.

Re: None of these pics are worksafe, btw...

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Ah, never mind, the bunny, ah, came. *porns appropriately*

It may take me a bit, though, like until tomorrow or something, because my brain is kinda not working. x.x

[wiccat.livejournal.com]

Truth or dare? XD

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHHA from you? Dare.

*issoinforit*

[wiccat.livejournal.com]

Bwah!! I dare you to... change your lj layout to all banana themed for at least a day!

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Though it may have to wait until my server's back up...my hosting's dysfunctional at the moment and I don't know if I can jerry-rig something else.

Can I steal your Greed!banana for the background? XD

[wiccat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure!! LoL! Can't wait for it *rubs hands*

[jade-pen.livejournal.com]

*is a sheep, bleats a bit* Truth or dare? :)

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Truth! XD *bleats right back*

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Le truth or le dare? Which shall it be?

Btw, sorry I didn't post anything sooner, but there's nothing wrong with crying when you're 22, and not in a religious school classroom. If you'd like a list of all the public places I've cried since I turned 22, I'm happy to oblige. *hugs*

[greenmouse.livejournal.com]

Truth or dare. XD Make it a good one!

[jade-pen.livejournal.com]

All right, because I'm curious... which of my fanfics do you like the least, and why?

And no, I won't be offended, just for the record. :)