Bleary morning-after post...

OOOOPH. My ass is sore. Why the hell is my ass sore? o.@

*hobbles around groaning*

I didn't even realize there was that much muscle to ache in there anymore, not after I stopped dancing. Thought I'd gone all flabby.

Did I get drunk and have weird chat sex after I fell asleep or something? Am I going to find somebody's name on my bathroom mirror?

*lurches off zombielike for coffee*

Intent to commit random acts of Photoshop!

I am so NOT a colorbar person, but I just realized I wanted to make a colorbar...

SUSPENDERS.

So we've got Mal (Firefly), Munch (Law & Order: SVU), and Russell (FMA)...any other smexy pairs of suspenders out there? XD And can we count that weird orange thing Leeloo (or however you spell her name, besides Hot Chick) was wearing through most of Fifth Element? 'Cause that's sex, all right. *spaces out in memory*