*cackles*

Let it be said, in my humble opinion, that the HMS Blond Ambition is one of the Coolest Ships Ever!

Yessir, Arkady is shipping Lucius Malfoy and Gilderoy Lockhart!

It sounds random but it makes an eerie amount of sense. Think about it. Lucius, maintaining his public face of philanthropy, takes poor amnesiac Gilderoy out of St. Mungo's and into his own house, open-heartedly caring (HA!) for the tragically confused fellow to take advantage of the ready-made brainwashing to make himself a new tool consisting of a prettyboy with a talent for messing with people's heads. He either yanks Gildie into his bed by the scruff of his neck for purposes of further controlling him, or Gildie hops headfirst into his bed out of simpering adoration; either way, Lucius gets a new toy. Narcissa rolls her eyes and goes back to her torrid lesbian correspondance with somebody she knows only by initials (who's probably either Penelope Clearwater, Molly Weasley, or Aberforth Dumbledore). Draco wibbles about his father screwing his amnesiac ex-DADA-teacher: "Dad, you're weird." Gildie finds his way into the store of Malfoy family dress robes that nobody ever wears because they involve pink and make peoples' eyes burn. Lucius screws him in the shrubbery. Etcetera.

Or they could've been at school together. The possibilities are...well, maybe not endless, but multiple. Yessir, we have a Multiple Possibility Pairing [MPP]!

Makes me happy.

EDIT: Cookie cookie.

Pairings, pairings, roly-poly pairings...

My roommate decided to hit the random pairing generator (don't know where it is, sorry), and cranked out some interesting possibilities:

Seamus Finnigan/Bill Weasley: Yum. Yum. And can I say, yum? This is facilitated by Bill being, in our minds, very bi, very poly, and the bridge between the generation gap, and possibly I osmosed a Slut!Seamus from some random fic I read. Okay, not too sensical, but yum.

Arthur Weasley/Madame Hooch: I'm thinking it's quite possible they were at school together. And damn, they would make a sexy little sixth-year couple. Pretty little redhead and whitehead. (Yes, I tend to interpret Hooch's hair as naturally silver.) Now all we need is a first name for one of them.

Bill Weasley/Hannah Abbott: Okay, maybe you need to know my roomie and her boyfriend to understand this, but it makes scary amount of sense in light of our (my roomie and I share a lot of character interpretation) versions of Bill and Hannah. Bill I've mentioned before. Hannah, a few years down the line, is very friendly, very cute, very innocent-looking, wears pink and pigtails, very mature, very sexual, very kinky, and generally strives to be simultaneously sickeningly cute and slightly disturbing. So there's an amused Bill, tied naked to the bed, with a Hannah in a little pink dress bouncing on the edge of the mattress. Save me from the cuteness!

I love semi-random pairings like this. And off to sleep on my Lucius/Gilderoy and Lucius/Molly bunnies. *stuffs them under her pillow and goes thud*