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letterbladeLet it be said, in my humble opinion, that the HMS Blond Ambition is one of the Coolest Ships Ever!
Yessir, Arkady is shipping Lucius Malfoy and Gilderoy Lockhart!
It sounds random but it makes an eerie amount of sense. Think about it. Lucius, maintaining his public face of philanthropy, takes poor amnesiac Gilderoy out of St. Mungo's and into his own house, open-heartedly caring (HA!) for the tragically confused fellow to take advantage of the ready-made brainwashing to make himself a new tool consisting of a prettyboy with a talent for messing with people's heads. He either yanks Gildie into his bed by the scruff of his neck for purposes of further controlling him, or Gildie hops headfirst into his bed out of simpering adoration; either way, Lucius gets a new toy. Narcissa rolls her eyes and goes back to her torrid lesbian correspondance with somebody she knows only by initials (who's probably either Penelope Clearwater, Molly Weasley, or Aberforth Dumbledore). Draco wibbles about his father screwing his amnesiac ex-DADA-teacher: "Dad, you're weird." Gildie finds his way into the store of Malfoy family dress robes that nobody ever wears because they involve pink and make peoples' eyes burn. Lucius screws him in the shrubbery. Etcetera.
Or they could've been at school together. The possibilities are...well, maybe not endless, but multiple. Yessir, we have a Multiple Possibility Pairing [MPP]!
Makes me happy.
EDIT: Cookie cookie.
Yessir, Arkady is shipping Lucius Malfoy and Gilderoy Lockhart!
It sounds random but it makes an eerie amount of sense. Think about it. Lucius, maintaining his public face of philanthropy, takes poor amnesiac Gilderoy out of St. Mungo's and into his own house, open-heartedly caring (HA!) for the tragically confused fellow to take advantage of the ready-made brainwashing to make himself a new tool consisting of a prettyboy with a talent for messing with people's heads. He either yanks Gildie into his bed by the scruff of his neck for purposes of further controlling him, or Gildie hops headfirst into his bed out of simpering adoration; either way, Lucius gets a new toy. Narcissa rolls her eyes and goes back to her torrid lesbian correspondance with somebody she knows only by initials (who's probably either Penelope Clearwater, Molly Weasley, or Aberforth Dumbledore). Draco wibbles about his father screwing his amnesiac ex-DADA-teacher: "Dad, you're weird." Gildie finds his way into the store of Malfoy family dress robes that nobody ever wears because they involve pink and make peoples' eyes burn. Lucius screws him in the shrubbery. Etcetera.
Or they could've been at school together. The possibilities are...well, maybe not endless, but multiple. Yessir, we have a Multiple Possibility Pairing [MPP]!
Makes me happy.
EDIT: Cookie cookie.