WTF, mate?!

[letterblade]

Decided to inflict an episode of Enterprise upon myself.

The...opening...credits.

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!

But there are Andorians, so I think I will attempt to finish the ep.

On a different Trek note, anybody have any Voyager fic recs lying about? Particularly those bearing in mind that I have no attention span, no tolerance for Janeway/Chakotay and little for Paris/Kim.

Hm. Enterprise back on. Since when did Vulcans wear magenta? o.O

Oo, Andorians. *runs back to tube* Wait, I thought their antennae were stationary. And god, that captain is uuuuuuuuuuuuugly.

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[computersherpa.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, the opening credits of Enterprise. I was so disappointed that they went with some no-name vocal artist instead of the beautiful Jerry Goldsmith of before. But it's much better when you make up your own lyrics:

It's been a long run,
Since the first Star Trek premiere.
It's been a gold mine,
It makes a profit every year.

And now I will join the ensemble cast,
My career's on high.
And I won't miss a single episode,
No, my contract's sure to bind.

`Cause I get paid,
For the part.
I'm saying what the writers tell me.

I get paid,
Every week.
Sometimes for just one scene.

I'll get rich,
From the show.
Syndication will sustain me.

I was cast,
As a star.
I get paid,
I get, I get,
I get paid.
Paid for the part.

*not actually mine, ganked from http://www.eviloverlord.com/other/trek_lyrics.html