She cannae take much more, captain!

[letterblade]

Shields and engines at critical.

Rerouting power from secondary systems.

Sex drive deactivated.

Appetite deactivated.

Ability to give a shit deactivated.

Squee deactivated.

Social urges deactivated.

All power routed to shields, engines, main computer, and life support.

Please input sugar regardless of dietary risk.

Secondary systems to be rebooted after emergency passes.

We might just make it now, sir.

...see y'all after Labyrinth.

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*offers tea* Feel better.