Weasleysex
Dec. 23rd, 2002 11:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
letterbladeThe love lives of the Weasley children, as interpreted by moi. Why? Because I felt like it.
Bill: Bi and poly. Has an especial fondness for threesomes with Sirius and Remus, but has also been known to shag Fleur, Slut!Harry, and many other people we don't know. V. nice and open about it all.
Charlie: Currently unattatched, in my mind, except possibly for flirting with female dragon handlers.
Percy: Never quite managing to have sex with Penelope because he is deep-in-the-closet gay and very kinky. Thus being tied up and shagged by Snape, Lucius, or possibly even Tom (I have a weakness for that pairing), enjoying it way too much, and wibbling. If this Percy ever gets fully reconciled with himself, he will strongly resemble the Percy in "Price of Wisdom."
FrednGeorge: They pretend that Fred's straight and George is gay, and they're shagging, respectively, Angelina and Lee. In reality, they are sharing both of them and not telling them; Angie and Lee know, but aren't telling the twins; chaos and amusement may ensue.
Ron: My Ron tends to be either very straight and rather unttached; or in a happy, adorable, Triosex threesome. Currently I'm leaning towards the latter.
Ginny: My Ginny tends to have grown up spunky, hot, mischevous, and resilient. Currently unattached, but may soon bring home some nice fellow student to inflict on her family. Seamus Finnigan? Justin Finch-Fletchley? Draco Malfoy? (Tho if my Ginny shags Draco, he will be so whipped.) Hannah Abbott? We may never know.
Bill: Bi and poly. Has an especial fondness for threesomes with Sirius and Remus, but has also been known to shag Fleur, Slut!Harry, and many other people we don't know. V. nice and open about it all.
Charlie: Currently unattatched, in my mind, except possibly for flirting with female dragon handlers.
Percy: Never quite managing to have sex with Penelope because he is deep-in-the-closet gay and very kinky. Thus being tied up and shagged by Snape, Lucius, or possibly even Tom (I have a weakness for that pairing), enjoying it way too much, and wibbling. If this Percy ever gets fully reconciled with himself, he will strongly resemble the Percy in "Price of Wisdom."
FrednGeorge: They pretend that Fred's straight and George is gay, and they're shagging, respectively, Angelina and Lee. In reality, they are sharing both of them and not telling them; Angie and Lee know, but aren't telling the twins; chaos and amusement may ensue.
Ron: My Ron tends to be either very straight and rather unttached; or in a happy, adorable, Triosex threesome. Currently I'm leaning towards the latter.
Ginny: My Ginny tends to have grown up spunky, hot, mischevous, and resilient. Currently unattached, but may soon bring home some nice fellow student to inflict on her family. Seamus Finnigan? Justin Finch-Fletchley? Draco Malfoy? (Tho if my Ginny shags Draco, he will be so whipped.) Hannah Abbott? We may never know.
live journal code, my darling?
Date: Dec. 23rd, 2002 12:04 pm (UTC)Puu-leeese?
The world must know of my pathetic life!
(P.S. Your Weasley interpretations are disturbingly dead-on.... But perhaps I only think that because our minds are warped in the same way.)
Re: live journal code, my darling?
Date: Dec. 23rd, 2002 12:14 pm (UTC)Re: live journal code, my darling?