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Background: Okay, so, a while back somebody started fellytone_fic, which was a community for people to record and post themselves reading alout HP fanfiction. To which I said coolness!, except it was HP-only and I'm multi-fandom. And then there is Simon, and he will--completely gratutiously!--give him a shirtless scene in Objects in Space, because (and if you listen to the commentary--very good commentary on that ep!--he'll say approximately this) he's a beautiful person and he wants to run from it, or run through it forever, not sure which, just that his suit's fitting properly again, and Jack's helpless body is spasming in the chains, Jack's scream is muffled in his mouth, but he rinses with souring wine anyway, obsessively, until even the twisting chaos of his subconscious could not pretend it was there--ashes and blood. Was that what they'd tasted, all those women?
Bone-chilling terror, he thinks, with an abstract and bitter distance, has become an everyday thing. He barely notices the trembles in his hands, the face of the internet again, and I apologize. :/ Will try to climb back up; I think belated comment responses are in order. Except first I have the problem of finding an untouched bit of skin. I feel like I should answer less, because I've spent so much time writer's blocked, and most of my private time contemplating whether my writer's block is nearly gone and playing FFX. Because, yes, Cyn got me playing console games. Saddle up the pale horse! Or, actually, I've been playing for a while. I came back to life as a human. That girl's not even a yard yet. Blocking, perhaps?
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Edit from the actual writer in this journal...

I JUST MADE SIX APART'S CODE WRITE GAY PORN! SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!



(For those who haven't seen this yet, this is a new LJ toy that strings together bits of your public posts to create a new one. I set it full to the non-sensical side, and behold, porn! Now if only it was underaged...)

Date: Aug. 30th, 2007 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slipjig.livejournal.com
Now if only it was underaged...

At which point, LJ would be forced to ban itself, and thus sucking the universe along with it into the black hole of paradox it has created. I really wish the 6Apart programmers would think of the consequences before creating these widgets.... *shudder*

Date: Aug. 30th, 2007 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mirrored-echo.livejournal.com
Six Apart ships Simon/Jack! Who knew?

Damn you!

Date: Aug. 30th, 2007 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ineffablewombat.livejournal.com
Now my brain has earwormed me with "Six Apart ships Simon/Jack, doo daa, doo daa!"

Stupid camptown races.

(and now no doubt I am SPREADING THE EARWORM MWAHAHAHAHA)

Re: Damn you!

Date: Aug. 30th, 2007 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mirrored-echo.livejournal.com
(and now no doubt I am SPREADING THE EARWORM MWAHAHAHAHA)

You most certainly have! ::buries head in hands:: Make it stop!

Date: Aug. 30th, 2007 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mllelaurel.livejournal.com
Six Apart has most excellent taste in cracky slash pairings. That's quite a pretty image.

Date: Aug. 30th, 2007 03:22 pm (UTC)
unfeathered: (Default)
From: [personal profile] unfeathered
I was going to say WTF???

Then I read the bottom of your post and understood.

And now all I'm going to say is: Mmmm, Simon/Jack! :-)

Date: Aug. 31st, 2007 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tyraarane.livejournal.com
... ...I approve of that 'ship and would like to subscribe to its newsletter.

*fans self*

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