How You Know You're Serving Odin...

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...when you pause, look down at yourself, and say, "I need a shower," as you are sweating heavily and liberally streaked with lube and mead.

Haven't served him in all ways yet today, as I haven't written any porn. (Muse says: I can remedy that!)

Circumstances which prompted my first full-blown self-designed ritual in the name of my deity? Unpleasant. But my life? Interesting!

Comments

[methanopyrus.livejournal.com]

awesome! this post sounds like the porn you are supposed to write...

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Aww, no, this post is much less detailed than my porn. ;)

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Hey, once you write the porn, you'll be serving us as well - multitasking!!!

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Except I didn't wind up having time, until later. But I do love serving my friendslist! XD

[bleemoo.livejournal.com]

okay...

I added you and another person to my friends' page at the same time. When I first saw this post, I (having not yet learned either of your usernames) thought it was by her. Then I read it, and got extremely confused, since this would be very out of character for her. May I quote and/or link to this entry in an email to her? I think she'd find my mistake very amusing.

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

You may certainly! It is, after all, public, and I consider my public posts (which is most of them) freely quotable.

Might I in return ask--with embarassment--who you are? Clearly somebody Boston-poly-ish, but I've been unable to figure out who. >.>

And apologies for lateness; work schedule kicks my ass.

[bleemoo.livejournal.com]

I apologize for not introducing myself. *tips hat*

I am Josh, or blee. I'm the guy who spent the first half of rigel's party in a cuddle pile with yunatwilight and some other people you don't know, and I was Bill the Lizard in Alice at Festival. I think that should be enough, but if you need more context, let me know and I'll try and think of something else.

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Huzzah! yes, I know who you are, and welcome! XD

I actually do know some of those other people, but only because I kept getting cast with them in Festival. But hello! you are nifty.

[bleemoo.livejournal.com]

those other people

Well, yes. But the only other people in my cuddle pile (as opposed to rigel's other, inferior cuddle pile) were my very serious girlfriend eternalcow27 and my new umfriend witticaster, both of whom I'm fairly confident wouldn't be able to point you out in a crowd.

Why am I in such a silly mood? Oh, right, new umfriend.

*skips away, singing gibberish*

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

Huzzah umfriends! (And that's the second time I've heard that word in two days. I guess I didn't know it existed until now.)

And, what, you didn't notice witticaster bouncing up to me squeeing "Mommy!"?

[bleemoo.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't. But on further reflection that makes total sense.