I JUST DID SOMETHING I'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE.

I'VE WRITTEN RANDOM FILTHY KINKY FEMMESLASH.

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

Raw fic on draft filter. (Edit: OR PUBLIC NOW BECAUSE I'M DUMB.) Going public Sunday night with the rest (I hope!) of my kink_bingo entry.

MOVING PARTY

So, I officially have a new place. Do you know what this means?

MOVING PARTY!

Come help? Pweeaaaase?

When: Monday, September 1st, the Day of Labor. (Or see below.)

Where: Medford, near rts. 16 and 93. (Details by private email.)

What: Help me carry my tons'o'stuff and I will feed you. (Within reason. I can't take everyone out for lobster, but pizza, Grasshopper's, something in that range. Copious water will be provided.) Or write you fic. Or something.

Full Logistics: So I will confess up front that this may be a rather hectic move. (Like anything I do isn't?)

The good news: My stuff is in storage at U-Haul, my new place is less than a mile from there, and getting the stuff out of storage is relatively easy, though it may be a bit of a zoo. Everything I immediately need or want, which is to say everything but a few bits of furniture (mattress I don't use, desk I don't need, bureau which can wait 'til later), fits in a car, though it will be multiple (hah) trips.

The bad news: I couldn't get a truck. (Because everybody else moves at the beginning of September too.) Like I said, getting the stuff out of storage is the easy part; what I need is help getting all of it into the house. (Because there's only so much my hands or back can carry.) Books and kitchen stuff go up one flight of stairs, everything else goes up two. BYOC (bring-your-own-car) will be highly appreciated, as this will be many runs to and fro.

Alternate dates: If you'd like to help and be fed and generally loved, but are not available Monday, Sunday and Tuesday are also possibilities. Monday is my preferred date for this, but arrangements can be made.

Specific times: Storage closes at 5 pm on Sunday (and I will not want to be working much longer than that, as I have other matters to take care of), and 7 pm on Monday and Tuesday. I don't think either I or the housemate will want moving madness any time before 10 or 11 am.

RSVP: By email to arkady [dot] lizard [at] gmail [dot] com, with intended date/time, food preferences, transportation requirements (ie a ride from such and such a t-stop), and number of hands and vehicles.

In between...

...signing my lease and madly writing porn, I give you the awesomest awesome that awesomed today:

The flowchart of things to say during sex.

Yesterday's awesomest awesome that awesomed was, of course, XKCD, which somehow managed to combine sexual taxonomy and mathematical history into some of the funniest shit this side of Gary Larson.

Bleaaaaaaaggghhh

Current kink_bingo fic is coming v. slowly. To quote the inimitable Feyd Rautha Harkonnen, my head is being dragged through mush.

Having Sharon Carter for a POV character is not helping. Trying to make sense out of her. All I know of her is from Brubaker and Wikipedia, and Brubaker writes the surface of her very clearly, but her motivations...conflicted, she keeps saying. She doesn't know why she does half the things she does these days, she says. THAT'S HARD TO PIN DOWN, YOU TWERP.

Hope to have it finished before crashing tonight; will probably not have time to code it.

WEBSITE'S GOING WELL THOUGH. PHP MAKES MORE SENSE THAN PORN RIGHT NOW.