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Mar. 6th, 2003 11:55 pmMy life:
LJ-less friend: My guitar needs a name. I think I'm going to call it Satan.
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strange_fire: I feel simultaneously honored and molested that you would have sex with my bedpost.
strange_fire: I never thought I'd have a beautiful woman in my room posing seductively for my rubber ducky!
LJ-less friend: I like to say "I'm slain!" on various occasions. Especially when rubber ducks are humping my arm.
LJ-less friend: I do not pat my shins when I am having wild kinky sex!
LJ-less friend: It's a good thing Satan's in his case. We wouldn't want him exposed to this filth.
strange_fire: But I'm using my phallus for academic purposes!
wired_lizard: It's the talking submissive phallus. That's going in my livejournal.
More later.
LJ-less friend: My guitar needs a name. I think I'm going to call it Satan.
strange_fire: I feel simultaneously honored and molested that you would have sex with my bedpost.strange_fire: I never thought I'd have a beautiful woman in my room posing seductively for my rubber ducky!LJ-less friend: I like to say "I'm slain!" on various occasions. Especially when rubber ducks are humping my arm.
LJ-less friend: I do not pat my shins when I am having wild kinky sex!
LJ-less friend: It's a good thing Satan's in his case. We wouldn't want him exposed to this filth.
strange_fire: But I'm using my phallus for academic purposes!wired_lizard: It's the talking submissive phallus. That's going in my livejournal.More later.