The meme, it bit me.

[letterblade]

I am worth $1,936,152 on HumanForSale.com

Of course, I would expect to fetch more at slave auction, particularly if it was for charity. XP

Also, I just made several quarts of pilaf.

Comments

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

Quarts, did you say?

[ayalanya.livejournal.com]

yep. she's being incredibly generous and feeding a crazy person who can't cook in her kitchen because she hasn't done dishes in a month.

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

Bravo!
:)

[cktraveler.livejournal.com]

Well, that all depends. I have no intention of selling you permanently.

Now, a rental period, perhaps at auction ... well, now you're putting ideas in my head ...

[cktraveler.livejournal.com]

And by the way, they deducted $40,000 from my value for being a lesbian.

I suppose women make less than men so they are less likely to be able to afford a slave, but on the other hand there have to be some rich bastards out there who want to watch their wives have sex with another woman.

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

But do they deduct from value for someone being heterosexual? I'd think they ought to, really. I mean, it limits the variety of buyers, after all.

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

Wow. I expected to be rated far lower than you. I mean, older fat unathletic geek dyke, rated by a site that refers to this "FaceTheJury" thing? But, huh, go figure: I am worth $2,083,390 on HumanForSale.com (http://www.humanforsale.com). I had to look twice to check that they didn't get the decimal point in the wrong place!

[lediva.livejournal.com]

Heh. You and Ms. Lizard are both worth more than me. :)

I am worth $1,515,180 on HumanForSale.com (http://www.humanforsale.com)