I SNAP BRAINS LIKE CANDY
Sep. 28th, 2006 10:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
letterbladeSo I was standing there doing the dishes (@#(*$&@*#&$^ lack of dishwasher!) and listening to a random mix which had provided me, to start with, the floorshow from Rocky Horror...
...when my brain started doing something that was, in some ways, inevitable, but which I KINDA HOPED IT NEVER WOULD.
So Brad and Janet are *obviously* Tidus and Yuna...
...and Frankie could be NOBODY but Seymour. The boy nances enough in canon as is--every time I see him I keep wanting to yell "Dude, Seymour, put it away!"--and you just know he'd have a specially-cut plunge-front corset to show off those...tattoos? Guado markings? Whatever the fuck he's got splashed across his slimy-man-chest?
At any rate.
Riff, Magenta, and Columbia are also obvious--Wakka, Lulu, and Rikku, respectively. As is Eddie, who is SO Jecht it's barely funny...
(JECHT/RIKKU MY BRRAAAAAAAAAIN @.@)
From there I started whiffling. Auron could honestly be Rocky, Scott, or the narrator--but I think he might work best as Scott. He is the brains of that outfit, after all.
The narrator is obviously Maechen. Or rather, a very confused Braska might start the part, but about the time Yuna starts getting...ah, uninhibited...he flees in terror and leaves Maechen to take over, supplemented by O'aka trying to get him to shut up so he can sell stuff.
This leaves Rocky himself. But I left Rocky until the end very much on purpose. Because once I realized I was going to wind up with Jecht/Rikku, whatever shreds of sanity I had left died a quick yet painful death, and I went for broke. Which means that Rocky is none other than our canonical verbally challenged strongman in a loincloth...Kimahri.
XDDDDDD
...when my brain started doing something that was, in some ways, inevitable, but which I KINDA HOPED IT NEVER WOULD.
So Brad and Janet are *obviously* Tidus and Yuna...
...and Frankie could be NOBODY but Seymour. The boy nances enough in canon as is--every time I see him I keep wanting to yell "Dude, Seymour, put it away!"--and you just know he'd have a specially-cut plunge-front corset to show off those...tattoos? Guado markings? Whatever the fuck he's got splashed across his slimy-man-chest?
At any rate.
Riff, Magenta, and Columbia are also obvious--Wakka, Lulu, and Rikku, respectively. As is Eddie, who is SO Jecht it's barely funny...
(JECHT/RIKKU MY BRRAAAAAAAAAIN @.@)
From there I started whiffling. Auron could honestly be Rocky, Scott, or the narrator--but I think he might work best as Scott. He is the brains of that outfit, after all.
The narrator is obviously Maechen. Or rather, a very confused Braska might start the part, but about the time Yuna starts getting...ah, uninhibited...he flees in terror and leaves Maechen to take over, supplemented by O'aka trying to get him to shut up so he can sell stuff.
This leaves Rocky himself. But I left Rocky until the end very much on purpose. Because once I realized I was going to wind up with Jecht/Rikku, whatever shreds of sanity I had left died a quick yet painful death, and I went for broke. Which means that Rocky is none other than our canonical verbally challenged strongman in a loincloth...Kimahri.
XDDDDDD