Requisite Bored At Work Entry

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[[Insert entertaining rambles about being bored at work here.]]

I did, however, buy a kitten bookmark. I suddenly felt a yearning deep in my soul for a kiten bookmark. It's a little fluffy ginger kitten on a keyboard. It will serve me well when I am reading cheesy vampire novels, as cheesy vampire novels are made for kitten bookmarks.

Yesterday had two highlights: receiving a bouncy-ball from telepwen and getting carried away with a step-by-step first-edition character-generation-checklist to create an obscenely charismatic Drow assassin. (Because I like the idea of an obscenely charismatic assassin, and Drow looked fun. Not for any practical use, just an exercise.)

It's a sign that I am becoming even more obsessed with sadomasochism that whenever I encounter a bouncy ball, I test how well it fits between my teeth, and whether it tastes nice when doing so.

I have also come to the conclusion that jelly beans make me depressed. I had not either eaten jelly beans or been depressed for several weeks. Last night I did both. Ergo there was JELLY BEAN EMO! D:

LJ-scribo, ergo sum.

Comments

[felisdeityus.livejournal.com]

HAha, Jelly Beans made my dear friend Caz depressed as she wanted to give her sister a huge 2 litre juice bottle full for xmas - then was charged a good NZ $40 (US $27) for the amount that would fit. Haha, poor thing!

[mattador.livejournal.com]

If I ever become a vampire I must be certain to command legions of kittens in disturbing yet adorable antics.

[swordage]

Your icon. What are those. They. They're so cute. They look like bumblers.