Great flaming ukeleles!*

That's it. I'm a fantwat. I am officially 110% fantwat. I just crossed a boundary line of fantwatness I thought I NEVER WOULD.

Roleplay.

In bed.

........

My BRRAAAAAAAAAIIIN.

........

To answer the inevitable questions:

Zoisite/Jadeite.

Me on top.

No, you remember correctly, I'm not generally toppy.

Yes, it was good.

No, don't ask about the ukelele.*

At some point I need to make a long involved [sexfiltered] post about this recent spat of coming into touch with my hitherto unknown toppy side through Shitennou-Related Unmentionable Roleplaying. But at the moment, I'm going to go crash, 'cause I've got booty call in twelve hours. Assuming I can sleep now. ASLFSJDKLJFSDKJFH.

Face. Palm.



*Irrelevant, I say. Irrelevant! Pillow silliness. But an excuse to make ukelele jokes. Always good.