My Fiendslist, In Summary:

yaoi_daily: PORN!!

alchemylab: IMPS!! [And here, have a little free wank with your perfume, hon.]

FMA fandom, in perfect unison: CHAP 53 AL TRANSLATION NOW!!

Everybody else: .........

Me: *randomly starts setting up recording community*

[Edit: It's worth noting that I've not yet read the OMG CHAP 53 yet as I'm a bit behind in mangaland. No spoiley, y0. XP]

[Edit 2: I did not realize, when I wrote this, that the BPAL crowd got themselves f_w-ed. Let me repeat: perfume wank on f_w! My brain hurts from teh WTFness. I'm going to go back to obsessively (again!) rereading the Secret Logs of Mistress Janeway. I counter wank with pr0n, y0!]