ARCANA VISCERA

IT'S DONE AND POSTED!

At least passably so.

x.x

*edits post to include links to fic, falls over*

This may or may not be brilliant overall, but I can certainly say that individual pieces of it are some of the better things I've written recently. So. GO. READ. REVIEW. XD

Title: Arcana Viscera
Rating: R
Summary: "But the Fifth Lab--the Fifth Lab is hell itself." Warnings for series spoilers, a little violence and torture, and the inside of Shou Tucker's brain.
Wordcount: c. 16,900. How odd for a gen fic...
Beta: mattador of the hot pants.
Written for: devils_devotion's fic contest in an attempt to cover both categories.

( First half. )
( Second half. )
( Notes and acknowledgements. )

GIP, pimping, ficspam, and MORE REQUEST FICLETS!

First of all, GIP!

Okay, I feel the need to pimp Arcana Viscera, because it's been my freaking LIFE for the past three weeks, and because I'm really, all things considered, kinda proud of it. And because it's actually online now, and it wasn't last night! ZOMFG IT'S DONE. X.X

PIMP!

*tap-dances*

*twirls cane*

PIMPITY!

*waggles butt*

*cartwheels*

PIMPIN', HOOYEAH!

*poses with hat a la Fossey musical*

If it'll get you reading fic, consider yourself flashed. ^^

And yes, I break out the silly dancing for my Deep Serious Disturbing Genfic. I like irony. Deal. XD

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What're you staring at? >.>

Okay, now that that's over with, BRIDE OF REQUEST FICLETS.

'Kay, so writing Arcana Viscera freaking broke my brain. Perhaps at some point I'll explain how much, but ehhhh, let's just say it's one of the hardest and most painful things I've ever written. So now I need to have some fun, go in the opposite direction...no, that's just me attempting to justify that I randomly want to PORN ALL OVER THE PLACE.

*hands Devi back her capslock*

So: give me a pairing (or, I suppose, just a character you want sexed and I'll pair at my will) and a word/phrase, and I will do my darndest to porn. FMA only, sorry; it's the only fandom I'm functional in at the moment. Het, yuri, and yaoi all equally welcome; heck, I need more pussy in my writing. -.-

And now that I've advertised that I'll porn for you, I've actually already porned for myself, with this completely random bunny that smacked me in the face out of the blue. My first het PWP, OMGWTFBBQ?! Raw ficlet here, but you're used to that by now, I'm sure. o.O [Edit: Okay, really raw--I forgot to finish one of the paragraphs. *dies ten kinds of ded* The perils of being a random access writer. Fixed now.]

( Untitled Scar/Roze. PWP, angst, ZOMFGheterosexuality. Look, ma, no dialogue! )