All right, I want to be CHALLENGED.

Drabble/ficlet challenges. Star Trek. Smut good. Obscure pairings good. Y'all probably know my taste.

I won't guarantee I'll answer everything, given my schedule, but I madly want to write Trek for no particular reason and I'm low on bunnies, so if you set me off, I'll go.

Voyager good. TNG manageable, though I haven't ever properly written those characters. My canon knowledge of TOS is very spotty, DS9 unfortunately nonexistent, Enterprise deliberately nonexistent.

Anybody? *squirms, bunnyless*

Blame this on Ursula.

Er, sortof. I kindof went downhill with the idea. Which was Picard clonecest. Yes, I went further downhill than that.

Picard/Locutus/Borg Queen.

I don't know why I wrote this.

( Um, R? Trippy and florid at least as purgatory, if not hell. )

Weeeeeeeeee, latenightwritingcrack! Just like being drunk, only with less headache!

I'm gonna regret this tomorrow.