Pointless Cat Post (tm).

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I have now experienced one of the true joys of living with a cat. No, not the amusing expression she makes when you drape a shirt over her back, nor the intellectual joy of examining that one spare paw which waves around in the air as she's cleaning her rear, nor the spork value of looking over your shoulder as you lie on your side and seeing kitty ears sticking up behind you, nor even the sheer reality of cat food breath. No, I have transcended all of those and entered a whole new range of communing with felinity. That's right: I've cleaned up kitty barf.

Humorously dedicated to all cat owners.