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Conversation of the day, taken from me hanging out with

mllelaurel, when a spider appeared in our vicinity.

Me: *hunting it with a cup* No, I think it's gone under the radiator. Maybe it's roasted.
Her: Awww. I mean, I'm afraid of spiders, but at least you would have treated it in a humane fashion when taking it out of my side.
Me: Yes, I would've taken it outside to freeze.
Her: ...That's it. You've officially been writing Seishirou too long. I'm going to have to start wearing gloves.
Me: *innocently returning to seat and snuggling under blanket* But I haven't marked you yet.
Her: *falls back facepalming in a reverse headdesk, thwacks head on a stack of boxes on the back of the couch* OW!
Me: But apparently my puzzle boxes have...

X fangirls on crack, ladies and gentlemen.